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slightly used phrases
we boast of the largest collection of used phrases found anywhere. just because something has been used before doesn't mean you can't reuse it. we make it easy for you by offering a large catalogue of used phrases, annotated with frequency counts and focus group evaluations.
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contrary to popular literary opinion, cliches are highly useful literary elements not to be ignored. they communicate ideas, paint a descriptive picture and outfit a character with instant attributes that are immediately recognizable by the public's consentual awareness without having to invest inordinate amount of effort to construct unique, time consuming characteristics.
recycled plot lines
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